Yul Wins!

YUL:
WINNER!


Sole Survivor
Who do YOU think is going to win Survivor: Cook Islands?

Adam
Becky
Ozzy
Sundra
Yul


  • Yul 63%
  • Ozzy 24%
  • Parvati 7%
  • Adam 5%
  • No one else received votes

The tribe has spoken, and there is one less castaway on the island. Who went home this week?

OZZY:
(Final Three)


BECKY:
(Final Three)


SUNDRA:
On The Jury


ADAM:
On The Jury


PARVATI:
On The Jury


JONATHAN:
On The Jury


CANDICE:
On The Jury


NATHAN:
On The Jury


JENNY:
On The Jury


REBECCA:
On The Jury


BRAD:
On The Jury


JESSICA:



CRISTINA:



CAO BOI:



STEPHANNIE:
How come every season we get at least one person that just decides to give up. I mean, the odds are so far against you that you will even MAKE the show, that if you are lucky enough to get picked, you should give it all that you have every day to try and win that prize. Last week Stephannie offered herself up to go, and for whatever reason her tribe didn't take her up on it. And then this week, all she had to do was stay quiet and go with the flow of the tribe, and she wouldn't have been touched. But instead she starts hinting she'd like to go home and get some mashed potatoes? Huh? Girl, you've got your whole life for mashed potatoes. When are you going to be in the running for a million dollars again? Oh, whatever... go home, enjoy your taters and gravy. I hope they're worth it!


JP:
You may have been surprised, J.P., that you were sent home. But that whole strategy of reclining back by the fire and telling everyone else what to do, and making sure you got a daily afternoon nap... was never going to get you far in this game. And you weren't even that strong in the challenges, and actually pointed that out to you tribe during Tribal Council. Yeah, I'd have to say there are serveral things you might choose to do a little differently if you had it all to do over again. But you left with class, and without a harsh word... and that's always nice to see.

CECILIA:
Well Cecilia, I'm not convinced there was a lot you could have done to stick around. It was just one of those things, someone had to go... and there was more fighting done on behalf of Becky than there was for you. If you know you were in such danger, I imagine you would have campaigned a little harder... but I'm not sure it would have changed things. Enjoy the rest of your time relaxing in the South Pacific!

BILLY:
Billy, Billy, Billy. What exactly is going on in that little head of yours? I have to say, I never saw it coming. You certainly have the distinguished honor of delivering one of the most memorable little speeches in Tribal Council history. I'm all for wearing your heart on your sleeve, but you might want to just doublecheck the fabrication factor of your love affair before you announce it to the world. Your tribemates first thought you were lazy, then they were convinced that you were crazy. Hopefully the heavy metal world will welcome you back with open arms, because I think you've spooked just about everyone else out.

SEKOU:
Our first castaway voted off the island. Sorry Sekou, your leadership skills were viewed as lacking by your tribemates. You still went out with a smile though, with no hard feelings. And you have an amazing career and life back at home! This was just a little diversion.

JEFF:
Jeff, you've got to get yourself a new hat, buddy. That one that you've been wearing to all of the challenges is looking a bit ratty. Have Julie Whats-cha-ma-Berry go get one for you. People are starting to whisper that you're trying to hide some hair loss. Hey, snaps on the inmmunity challenge! It was much fun to watch 8 grown adults try and balance on a little bittie platform for the chance to continue on in your little social experiment. Let's really blow this thing out and see what people will really do for the chance to win a million dollars. Let's have some ethically questionable challenges in the last half... like, first tribe to draw blood from the other wins immunity. First tribe to eat rat poison wins immunity. Come on... it's season 13! Time to push the envelope a bit. Everyone has forgiven you for the whole racial segregation thing, they'll forgive you for putting contestants in mortal danger for the sake of ratings. I mean... eventually, anyway.



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Thursday, September 14, 2006

39 Days, 20 People, 1 Survivor

Episode 1

It’s here! The highly anticipated, hotly debated, new season of: Survivor. Tonight we got our first look at the four tribes we’ve heard so much about.

For the show, the tribes have all been given cuter, shorter, nicknames. So for the rest of our time together, I will adopt these names as well. Our tribes are:
Hiki (African-American)
Aitu (Latino)
Puka (Asian-American)
Raro (Caucasian)

The show opens on rough seas, with the 20 castaways and Jeff cutting through the sea on a large sailing ship. More than a few of them look pretty green, and are probably already wondering why exactly they signed up for this gig.

They’ve already been divided into the four tribes, and so have been told about the “unique” criteria by which they’ve all been divided.

(I was kind of hoping that we would get to see the moment that this twist was announced to the players. Forget about how we all felt about it, how did THEY feel about it the moment they discovered that tribes would be split along ethnic lines??? We get a few glimpses into their thoughts a little later one, but there’s nothing like the first raw reaction to such an unexpected announcement.)

The adventure for these seasick twenty then officially begins with the clanging of a bell, and the announcement that they have exactly two minutes to salvage whatever they can from the ship, cut free their color-coded rafts, jump overboard, and begin paddling to each of their designated islands. Whoo-hoo! Chaos begins! You suddenly see twenty startled, disorientated, and frantic strangers crawling over the deck of the ship grabbing at whatever they can. There are bananas, Hawaiian slings, fish traps, live chickens, lanterns, machetes and firewood on board… but not enough to go around. So it’s first come first serve, and whichever tribe can grab the most, gets the most.

This is where our first inter-tribal “incident” occurs. Yul of the Puka tribe sees a chicken fly off into the sea, and leaps off the ship after it. It’s a little crazy and hard to follow, but he somehow gets it back to the ship… and then as time runs out and everyone has to get their butts off board, his tribe goes to grab the chicken, and it’s not there. Jonathan from the Raro tribe has made away with it, and jumps overboard to his raft with it in his hands.

There’s too much at stake however for the Puka tribe to cry over spilt chicken, so with Jeff screaming at any of those still dawdling to “GET OVERBOARD!” the teams start furiously paddling to shore.

It’s actually a bit visually startling to see the size of the waves that are rolling under the four rafts as they slowly pull away from the ship. For the first time in all of the seasons, these poor guys really do resemble stranded castaways… as they cling on to their rafts and meager possessions, and slowly try and make their way to dry land. Then of course the fact that they all volunteered for this, and that someone is going home with a check for a million dollars, roars back into mind… and the concern and empathy evaporates, just like that!

As they are all paddling to shore, they cut away to interviews with some of the Survivors, and we hear their reactions to finding out that the tribes were going to be split along ethnic lines.

From the Aitu tribe, Ozzy’s first impresson was that it would probably be hard because “as a people of the same ethnicity, they might clash on things.”

Sundra from Hiki tribe very diplomatically stated she could care less about the tribal divisions, because “surviving is a human effort.” (I see a T-shirt in the making)

Yul from the Puka tribe seemed the most taken-aback by the groupings. By his own admission, he was “stunned” by the announcement. He thought it was a great opportunity that more minorities were participating in the challenge, but was concerned that the situation might “play out to caricatures and stereotypes.”

Pavarti from the Raro tribe is shown smiling… always. While sitting on the raft while the rest of her team paddles in, she screams and giggles as the stolen chicken she is holding struggles in her arms. They then cut to her sitting on a log, giving her thoughts on the tribal divisions. “Different ethnic groups… is that Kosher?”

Ahhh… smiling Pavarti. You’ve voiced the very question that everyone has been debating for the last couple of weeks.

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